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Zack: You give me a two popsicle sticks and a rubber band and I'll find a way to fuck it like a filthy MacGyver. Barry: I-want-to-slam-my-ham-in-your-can-wo-man. Zack: Brandon is the star of such adult fare as Brandon: You better shut your mouth before I fuck it. Surya: I hate both of you Ebony and Ivory mothafuckas! Zack: We're gonna have a lot of fun, but more importantly we're gonna make a lot of money.

Zack: Swallow my Cockaccino.

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Bubbles: Can he slap that ass a little. Bubbles: Can he slap her ass a little? Zack: Don't be a perv! Miriam Linky: What happened to the water? Zack Brown: I guess they musta shut it off Zack Brown: There's poo in there Miriam Linky: The back part of the toilet!

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Brandon: [of Miri's outfit] In L. Brandon: I'm an actor. Zack Brown: Wow! That's really impressive. Brandon: Thank you. Pretty much.

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Zack Brown: Look at you! Anything I would have seen? What movies? Brandon: Oh, all sorts of movies with all-male casts. Zack Brown: All male casts? Like Glengarry Glen Ross, like that? Zack Brown: [pause] Is that like a sequel? Brandon: Sort of. It's a re-imagining. Zack Brown: Oh, like The Wiz. Brandon: More erotic. And with less women.

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No women, to be exact. Brandon: [smiles] Guilty as charged. Then I want to be called Pete Jones. Zack Brown: [suggesting porn titles] Fuckback Mountain! Miriam Linky: [makes a face] Zack Brown: Too soon? The porn I always liked when I was a kid, it was always a spoof of a popular movie Fuckback Mountain Brandon : I can't keep my hands off him, I'm so sorry.

Bobby Long : You've had one too many cosmos. Brandon : You know although he does most of the eating in the sack if you know what I mean. In the sack and of the sack. Brandon : Oh my god Miriam Linky : What? Brandon : Granny Panties? Miriam Linky : Excuse me?

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Brandon : This is so crazy! I was literally just watching you like right before we got here! This is you, right? The narrator says "My name's Granny Panties and nobody wants to fuck me! Nothing's whiter then my big gay ass. Miriam Linky : [Miri gasps in horror]. Zack Brown : Where'd you get that? Brandon : Oh, I entered 'gay' and 'ass' and it was the top hit. That guy, Brandon St. Randy, Bobby Long's boyfriend, he said he makes a hundred grand a year because he shoots and distributes his own porno flicks.

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Miriam Linky: If it's so easy, how come everybody doesn't do it? Zack Brown: Because other people have options - and dignity - which we do not have, which puts us in an amazingly advantageous position! Zack Brown: This is just the beginning, guys. The Empire Strikes Ass. Miriam Linky: Return of the Brown Eye. Deacon: The Phantom Man Ass. Delaney: Revenge of the Shit, you got it? Miriam Linky: No, yeah we got it. Stacey: Ew. Delaney: under his breath Fuck you, mothafuckas. Writer of Titles: At the end of the titles Christ, I spend way too much time on the internet.

Zack and Delaney are having a conversation Customer: Hi, can I have a coffee? Delaney: Can't you see we talking, White? Zack has a new idea Zack Brown: Cocunt! Brandon: Then not you! Zack Brown : I've shaved nudists her since the first grade, you don't fuck someone you met in the first grade.

Delaney : Excuse me, I met my wife in kindergarten, we got married senior year, and she's been the queen of my world ever since. Zack Brown : But what if you could do it all over again? Delaney : I would jerk off and live by myself. That woman is the bane of my existence. Zack Brown : I'm a guy. You give me a two popsicle sticks and a rubber band and I'll find a way to fuck it like a filthy MacGyver!